One Fart Away From Giving a Shit Keyring For those days when patience is thin and the filter is off, this hilariously honest keyring says it all. Made for the sass queen, the tired parent, the overworked colleague—or anyone running on caffeine and attitude—this little gem is your daily dose of blunt truth. Crafted from durable acrylic (because you’ll be throwing it down more than once), it’s the perfect gift for your brutally honest bestie or as a treat for yourself. Clip it to your keys, bag, or lanyard and let everyone know exactly where you stand today… one fart away. Product details: Bold black text on a sleek, stylish background Lightweight and durable acrylic Approx. 5cm x 3cm Comes with a sturdy metal keyring loop Guaranteed to make someone laugh (or raise an eyebrow) Add a little attitude to your everyday carry. You’ve earned it.